WHAT THE HELL??; Musk Wants to Play Big Bank; The Hyperscreen is Here; & More News

It's Thursday ya'll. First: Let's talk about the Washington Riots; Elon Musk is now the (measurably) wealthiest person in the world; Mercedes unveiled the Hyperscreen; The NY Mets trade for Francisco Lindor; China bans plastic straws.

• Play by Play: Crisis at the Capitol - Reuters
• Calls for Trump Impeachment, Resignation, 25th Amendment After Capitol Mob - Bloomberg
• Elon Musk passes Jeff Bezos to become the richest person on Earth - The Verge
• Mercedes-Benz unveils its absolutely massive 56-inch ‘Hyperscreen’ display - The Verge
• New York Mets acquire Francisco Lindor - ESPN
• Plastic Straws and Single-Use Bags Vanish From China as Ban Kicks In