Thurs. 03/20: Billion-Dollar Deals, Government Teardowns, and Hollywood Dumpster Fires

Hollywood meltdowns, billion-dollar sports sales, and the government making moves no one asked for—welcome to another day in 2025. We break down Gal Gadot’s protest-filled Walk of Fame ceremony, Disney’s Snow White disaster (spoiler: it’s bad), and why Boston fans just got even more unbearable with the Celtics’ $6.1 billion sale. Then, Trump decides schools are overrated and signs an executive order to gut the Department of Education, because why not? Plus, March Madness is here, which means brackets are getting destroyed, and Vegas is making all the money. And finally, a PSA: stop lighting Teslas on fire. Seriously.

• Trump to sign executive order to close Education Department - The Washington Post
• ‘Segregated facilities’ are no longer explicitly banned in federal contracts : Shots - Health News : NPR
• iPhones were being stolen off porches right after delivery, and now we know how - 9to5Mac
• Celtics sold for $6.1 billion, highest price in North American sports history: Source - The Athletic