Top 5 at Five
A dog-walking length daily update.
Episodes
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39: Instacart and the Navarro Cartel, Microsoft AI Bug Catcher, LiveAid 2020 & More
April 17th, 2020 | 9 mins 43 secs
It’s Friday Y’all! In this one I talk about what Trump told us the plan was to reopen america, and it’s the same plan we already had; Instacart is delivering drugs now. Prescription drugs; Microsoft is really great at catching security and software bugs; There’s a huge global concert happening tomorrow in your home, tune in; and a beautiful dedication to Gianna Bryant and friends.
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38: What’s a Stimi Day?, SBA is Tapped Out, Amazon Makes Too Much Money and More
April 16th, 2020 | 9 mins 48 secs
Weekend’s almost here. In this one we talk about how the SBA done already ran outta money leaving small business with nothing to rely on; Some people haven’t gotten their stimulus check because they used H&R Block or Turbo Tax; Verizon is getting in on the videoconferencing game and buying BlueJeans; Facebook is cancelling all large events for 2020 and early 2021; and Amazon is selling so much they cant meet demand so they’re encouraging you to buy less.
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37: Wait, 2 Thousand What?, New iPhone!, KC Chiefs Save America and More
April 15th, 2020 | 11 mins 21 secs
It’s hump day! And Stimi Day (Stimulus check). And it’s not tax day this year. Noice! In this one, we spoke talk about a bunch of rona related economy news like the airlines’ stimulus deal, the effect it’s having on SAT and ACTs and a new bill for more money for americans; A tech company makes it easier to file for Unemployment Insurance, by going back in time; Amazon is making a killing on us, but no longer sharing as much of the wealth in affiliate programs; Apple shows it’s not scared of this virus so it dropped a new iPhone in March, the iPhone SE; and the Kansas City Chiefs not only won the Super Bowl, they might’ve helped save the West Coast and America.
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36: All Hail the King, OnePlus 8 ProT Divided by 10U Reviews, and Genitals!
April 14th, 2020 | 10 mins 2 secs
Hey. If you’re reading this. Send help.
In this one we talk about King Trump and his command over the governors of the land; North Korea is still a threat, and they’re launching missiles into the sea again; There’s a new Android phone, the OnePlus 8 and 8 Pro; You should really use unique passwords, there’s 500K of them for sale on dark web sites; and genitals! Listen to find out wtf I’m talking about -
35: Bernie Backs Biden, Bob Bounces Back and Bottle Ban? Or Bottoms Up?
April 13th, 2020 | 9 mins 42 secs
Hey. It’s Monday. In this one, Bernie fully endorses Joe Biden’s campaign. A lot faster than 2016; Disney’s Bob Iger is back running things during the ronas; Scientists did the science thing and found a new enzyme to destroy plastic bottles, but still make new ones; There’s too many damn chicken wings now. Not a problem. I’ll be back; and the NFL still plans to play this year, how they prepare for the season will be a challenge.
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34: Tócame Friday, Dark Mirror Team-Up? And our D-Bags of the Week
April 10th, 2020 | 9 mins 17 secs
It’s Friday y’all! In this one we talked about need for rubbers for Tocamé Fridays; The two big tech giants team up to track us; there’s more to do with your kids and an product; we meet our D-Bags of the Week; and no more doggies in the window, that’s a beautiful thing.
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33: SteakUmm Truth Bombs, Isaac’s an EMT! and Android Gets More Accessible
April 9th, 2020 | 11 mins
In this one we talk about the Federal Reserve ready to make it rain on the economy again; SteakUmm’s twitter account is dropping that knowledge (this MF’er spittin); Google’s Android gets more accesible with a braille keyboard; Who exactly is an essential worker? Bosses stretching the rules; and Puzzle are not only hard to finish, but difficult to make too.
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32: La Doña Will Save Us, To the Moon Alice, and Would You Like Plastic with That?
April 8th, 2020 | 9 mins 48 secs
It’s Hump Day! In this one, we updated you on Bernie’s High School Dropout; La Doña Will Save America; We called dibs on the Moon in 1969; Instacart offers preflight plans; and Mickey D’s is finally ditching some of that single use plastic.
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31: Rocket Mortgage is Big Tech Too, Baseball in Hell, and Netflix and Control ‘em
April 7th, 2020 | 8 mins 38 secs
In this one, we updated you on the rona situation aboard the USNS Comfort and in the city of Detroit; We updated our Big tech companies that are doing it big for the cause, this time Dan Gilbert and Quicken; Wisconsinites are actually voting today; MLB wants to play baseball in hell; And now you can Netflix and walk away from your kids more often with new controls.
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30: Is NY At the Apex, The Tesla Model V, and the StayAtHomeBoxOffice
April 6th, 2020 | 9 mins 37 secs
We start a new week! In this one, we updated you on the New York plateau, or apex depending on how you look at the data, Tesla comes through with a brand new model that’ll save your breath, there’s free premium tv out there for now, don’t miss out, you’re in 15% better hands with Allstate now and we catch up on this little old lady that kicked the vid’s arse.
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29: Just Wear a Mask Already, Medicare for All Trumps, and WeWork is OuttaWork
April 3rd, 2020 | 11 mins 46 secs
It’s the WEEKEND. In this one we updated you on masks. What’s the deal with those now?; Did the prez really say it’s unfair if you don’t have health Insurance; Tesla is selling cars and that’s a good thing; WeWork might be outta work soon, and How many engineers does it take to fix a ventilator?
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28: Be a Smart Parishioner, Drink To Your Heart’s Content, and Don’t Crash a Train
April 2nd, 2020 | 11 mins 16 secs
We back baby! In this one, we updated you on some of the rona news including a deranged train engineer; TSprintMo is now a thing so I hope you finally get coverage; I’d really like for church goers to be smarter than this but oh well; all while we drink a lot more during the crisis, but at least kids started a newspaper to read.
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27: T-SprintMo?, Everyone’s an Alchy Now, and Should We Cancel April’s Fools Jokes for Rona?
April 1st, 2020 | 28 secs
Wake up, wake up wake up, It’s the First of the Month! In this one we talk about Jean Lefefe’s last day at TOM; We all drinking all day err day; Don’t forget we gotta talk about the stupid rona; Did that just really happen?; and Should we cancel April Fool’s because no one’s joking?
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26: Zoom-Zoom-Zoom Hell No, Couples are Getting On Each Other’s Nerves and Go Run a Marathon–In Your Backyard
March 31st, 2020 | 11 mins 6 secs
Last Day of the Month! We made it! In this one, I talk about more ‘Rona crap. But not the worst. There’s Stimulus Check info, and maybe we’re starting to see things trend downwards; Zoom is popular, and really good at spying (I have no proof); the NFL is adding more playoff games to get your mind off the case numbers; Celebrity couples fight too, but not usually live on camera; and if you’re up for it, you too can run a marathon during the lockdown–just stay on your own property and don’t get bored.
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25: The Deregulation Station, The Space Force is Real Y’all, and T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
March 30th, 2020 | 10 mins 19 secs
Hey hey, it’s Mun-Day. This is the one where I give another rona wrap-up for the day, no numbers included; We talk about banks getting some deregulation love; Microsoft did some stuff today and announced some news; the Space Force is for real, and is doing stuff, but it’ll be awhile before any of it matters; and finally some good stuff to talk about. Oh yea, 30 years of Ninja Turtles fandom over here!
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24: Your Rona Rap-Up, I Love Popcorn, That’s Why I Added This and This Bud’s for NY
March 27th, 2020 | 9 mins 38 secs
I promise this one is gonna be worth it. This is one where I give you another rona wrap-up; Chinese factories thought they was in the clear, but nah-uh; I really love popcorn so I wrote this story cuz I’m stuck in a house and I can’t go to the theater and this dude is pretty awesome too so that’s it guys; New York might need the bud to pay the bills; and our new segment, DB OTW. Enjoy. Oh check out what to watch this weekend.