Top 5 at Five
A dog-walking length daily update.
Episodes
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47: Pencey No Masky, DeepFayk-Z, Tupac’s Alive & More
April 29th, 2020 | 8 mins 38 secs
It’s HUMP DAY! In this one we talk about Remdesivir and the hope that it brings; Mike Pence won’t wear a mask in public, even the Mayo Clinic; MarcoPolo needs money so they’re charging for premium features now; Jay-Z and RocNation file copyright suit against an AI; And Tupac’s alive and lives in Kentucky;
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46: Where’s the Beef, Chicken and Pork?, Schools Out for Summer!, Oprah Graduations & More
April 28th, 2020 | 8 mins 58 secs
Happy Tuesday! In this one we talk about the potential meat shortages in America; Schools are closing early, but Trump wants them to open early; Facebook is doing virtual graduation ceremonies with Oprah and friends; SPORTS!, Baseball is issuing refunds for cancelled AND postponed games; and NBCUniversal is making good money from Trolls World Tour video on Demand.
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45: Trump’s Sarcasm, iPhone Security, 3 Ways to Cope with WFH & More
April 27th, 2020 | 11 mins 54 secs
We back for Monday. In this one I talk about Trump’s latest twitter attack amid sarcasm; NYS has decided to just cancel the Primary for Democratic Presidential Nominee; iPhone has a security vulnerability but Apple says not to worry, should we?; Magic Leap has laid off half it’s staff and pivoting, we do a deep dive; and HBR’s 3 ways to cope with WFH situations.
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44: He Really is This Dumb, Where’s the Weed Bailout, Where All The French Fries At and More
April 24th, 2020 | 12 mins 10 secs
It’s Friday yahll! In this one I had to give my two cents on our dumbest presidential quote of the year so far; I talk about the small business bailouts again, but from the cannabis industry perspective; Facebook still wants you to trust them for video chats; Why can’t you find frozen French fries anywhere, I’ll explain it; and the Captain Crozier might be back!
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43: PSA: Watch Out for Flying Angels, 28 Days Later, How the Virtual Draft Will Work & More
April 23rd, 2020 | 11 mins 35 secs
It’s almost Friday! In this one I talk about NYS tests and numbers, plus Cuomo don’t play that Mitch; Is Kim Jong Un still with us? We’re not exactly sure yet; For some reason we’re all getting a free air show; The NFL Draft is tonight, and its not just a basic zoom conference, I explain how they doin it; and these workers suffered for 28 days so we could all live longer. Cheers to BaskemUSA. And if you’re still reading this, consider donating to DirectRelief. Link is below. Unless you’re weird and using Google Podcasts on iOS, then the link is DirectRelief.org
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42: Don’t Take the President’s Drugs, Harvard Did What?, The Gronk is Back & More
April 22nd, 2020 | 11 mins 4 secs
HUMP DAY! In this one we talk about Harvard and other colleges getting unnecessary aid; The President’s recommendation for taking drugs was wrong, big surprise; Abigail don’t play that and yelled at Disney again; Georgia wants you to risk your life so you can get your hair did; and the Gronk leaves retirement to join Tom Brady in TB.
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41: WTF is HBO Max, ARODJLOMetros, In Other Bigotted News & more
April 21st, 2020 | 11 mins 18 secs
Thanks for the ones. The real ones. You know who you are. This goes out to you, you, my number one...So in this one, we talking about the Trumpito immigration ban; We find out the Senate is capable of making deals; SpaceX is finally going to the ISS with other people; AT&T has more info on HBO Max and I attempt to explain it; and Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez are apparently seriously tryna buy the Mets. Who woulda thunk it? Plus Tiger Man!
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40: Happy 4:20 Y’allllllll
April 20th, 2020 | 7 mins 14 secs
Hey. It’s Monday. But it’s also 4/20. So there was stuff about oil in the news. And something about Walmart selling Vudu I think. But nobody reads this anyway, so let’s just cut the shit. I’m baked. The show is short. Enjoy!
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39: Instacart and the Navarro Cartel, Microsoft AI Bug Catcher, LiveAid 2020 & More
April 17th, 2020 | 9 mins 43 secs
It’s Friday Y’all! In this one I talk about what Trump told us the plan was to reopen america, and it’s the same plan we already had; Instacart is delivering drugs now. Prescription drugs; Microsoft is really great at catching security and software bugs; There’s a huge global concert happening tomorrow in your home, tune in; and a beautiful dedication to Gianna Bryant and friends.
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38: What’s a Stimi Day?, SBA is Tapped Out, Amazon Makes Too Much Money and More
April 16th, 2020 | 9 mins 48 secs
Weekend’s almost here. In this one we talk about how the SBA done already ran outta money leaving small business with nothing to rely on; Some people haven’t gotten their stimulus check because they used H&R Block or Turbo Tax; Verizon is getting in on the videoconferencing game and buying BlueJeans; Facebook is cancelling all large events for 2020 and early 2021; and Amazon is selling so much they cant meet demand so they’re encouraging you to buy less.
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37: Wait, 2 Thousand What?, New iPhone!, KC Chiefs Save America and More
April 15th, 2020 | 11 mins 21 secs
It’s hump day! And Stimi Day (Stimulus check). And it’s not tax day this year. Noice! In this one, we spoke talk about a bunch of rona related economy news like the airlines’ stimulus deal, the effect it’s having on SAT and ACTs and a new bill for more money for americans; A tech company makes it easier to file for Unemployment Insurance, by going back in time; Amazon is making a killing on us, but no longer sharing as much of the wealth in affiliate programs; Apple shows it’s not scared of this virus so it dropped a new iPhone in March, the iPhone SE; and the Kansas City Chiefs not only won the Super Bowl, they might’ve helped save the West Coast and America.
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36: All Hail the King, OnePlus 8 ProT Divided by 10U Reviews, and Genitals!
April 14th, 2020 | 10 mins 2 secs
Hey. If you’re reading this. Send help.
In this one we talk about King Trump and his command over the governors of the land; North Korea is still a threat, and they’re launching missiles into the sea again; There’s a new Android phone, the OnePlus 8 and 8 Pro; You should really use unique passwords, there’s 500K of them for sale on dark web sites; and genitals! Listen to find out wtf I’m talking about -
35: Bernie Backs Biden, Bob Bounces Back and Bottle Ban? Or Bottoms Up?
April 13th, 2020 | 9 mins 42 secs
Hey. It’s Monday. In this one, Bernie fully endorses Joe Biden’s campaign. A lot faster than 2016; Disney’s Bob Iger is back running things during the ronas; Scientists did the science thing and found a new enzyme to destroy plastic bottles, but still make new ones; There’s too many damn chicken wings now. Not a problem. I’ll be back; and the NFL still plans to play this year, how they prepare for the season will be a challenge.
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34: Tócame Friday, Dark Mirror Team-Up? And our D-Bags of the Week
April 10th, 2020 | 9 mins 17 secs
It’s Friday y’all! In this one we talked about need for rubbers for Tocamé Fridays; The two big tech giants team up to track us; there’s more to do with your kids and an product; we meet our D-Bags of the Week; and no more doggies in the window, that’s a beautiful thing.
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33: SteakUmm Truth Bombs, Isaac’s an EMT! and Android Gets More Accessible
April 9th, 2020 | 11 mins
In this one we talk about the Federal Reserve ready to make it rain on the economy again; SteakUmm’s twitter account is dropping that knowledge (this MF’er spittin); Google’s Android gets more accesible with a braille keyboard; Who exactly is an essential worker? Bosses stretching the rules; and Puzzle are not only hard to finish, but difficult to make too.
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32: La Doña Will Save Us, To the Moon Alice, and Would You Like Plastic with That?
April 8th, 2020 | 9 mins 48 secs
It’s Hump Day! In this one, we updated you on Bernie’s High School Dropout; La Doña Will Save America; We called dibs on the Moon in 1969; Instacart offers preflight plans; and Mickey D’s is finally ditching some of that single use plastic.