Top 5 at Five
A dog-walking length daily update.
Displaying 6 items of Top 5 at Five with the tag "covid-19".
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18: Netflix is Gonna Break the Internet, Google Ads May Target Your Diseases, and Chef Jose Andres is the Best
March 19th, 2020 | 9 mins 34 secs
Instagram, Netflix, Trump, ads, cameo, chef jose andres, china, covid-19, google, red cross, verily
Well this is another show down. Today I give you another quick outbreak update and try to make sense of the crazy daily news conferences; Netflix might break the internet so they gotta slow they roll; There’s a website named Cameo: you’ve probably never heard of it or will ever use it but it’s better than talking about the Rona; Google’s health website makes you login so they can send you Cialis ads next year; And some good stories about people coming together, singing, and being fed by the best human on the planet, Chef José Andrés.
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15: All the COVID News, Another Debate, And NO, 5G Doesnt Do That
March 16th, 2020 | 11 mins 13 secs
5g, Trump, covid-19, google, israel, netanyahu
Today’s show covers everything COVID related that happened over the weekend, and today, and while you were asleep; two old white guys argued with each other on television and almost no one cared because of lockdown fear; Israel has a lot more than an infection to be concerned about; Google and Trump go back and forth and the world sits back and wonder’s ‘why the lies?’; and then then the tinfoil crowd doesn’t know how to tell the truth from fiction so they just keep lying about 5G and the virus.
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14: The FED Made It Rain, Will John Oliver Pause Your Student Loans, and Princess Tried to Slip It In
March 13th, 2020 | 7 mins 46 secs
Iran, airstrikes, apple, covid-19, fed, iraq, john oliver, steve mnuchin, wwdc
On today’s installment of Top 5, I try to help explain why the FED dropped so much money on the floor; The US Military plays no games, shun; Your end of the week VID updates: faster tests approved but you still can’t get them and Apple finally does something about WWDC; Princess Cruises really thought they could slide this info and walk out the room; and Treasury Secretary by day/HBO Host late night Sundays teases us with student loan forgiveness–for like a couple months–maybe–we’ll see...
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12: Joe Wins on Pretty Sweet Tuesday, Harvey Gets to Prison and Billie Says Watch Your Mouf Not My Body
March 11th, 2020 | 8 mins 32 secs
UK, bernie, biden, billie eilish, covid-19, harvey weinstein, taxes
This is the one where Biden wins yet again but Bernie’s like, son – I’m not done; Harvey “the pervvy rapist” Weinstein gets 23 big ones in the clink; Airlines are losing big time, so they’re finally cleaning the planes; The UK decides to tax that ass on American social media & internet companies; and Billie Eilish switches up her image while succinctly saying, “Don’t watch me, watch TV.”
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11: More Market Swings, Toilet Paper Gold And Dolly Tries to Go Wild at 75!
March 10th, 2020 | 9 mins 16 secs
Trump, coronavirus, covid-19, dolly parton, human behavior, stock market, toilet paper
In this one you put the volume up to hear me over the loud ass airplane noise and we find out that: there are a lot of COVID updates daily, but I’m only give you the important and or funny stuff; The stock market swings like a medieval guillotine amid a multitude of news today; Human behavior makes us buy weird stuff when we’re scared; Today’s another big Election Day, and they both need to make it count; Dolly shows us she still got it, even if you don’t wanna see it.
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10: Don't Look at your 401K, Don't Ever Take a Cruise, and Don't Panic
March 9th, 2020 | 10 mins 19 secs
Trump, amazon, covid-19, italian wine, robinhood, stock market blunders
In this one, we talk about why the hell the stock market is doing backflips on itself; I finally give some updates on the virus of the decade; Trump only has the best people, so he just keeps picking better replacements, that's all; Amazon finally shows its cards and they're all hundreds; Even if it was a mistake, it's the only mistake I've asked for.