Top 5 at Five
A dog-walking length daily update.
Displaying all 6 Episode of Top 5 at Five with the tag “covid-19”.
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18: Netflix is Gonna Break the Internet, Google Ads May Target Your Diseases, and Chef Jose Andres is the Best
March 19th, 2020 | 9 mins 34 secs
ads, cameo, chef jose andres, china, covid-19, google, instagram, netflix, red cross, trump, verily
Well this is another show down. Today I give you another quick outbreak update and try to make sense of the crazy daily news conferences; Netflix might break the internet so they gotta slow they roll; There’s a website named Cameo: you’ve probably never heard of it or will ever use it but it’s better than talking about the Rona; Google’s health website makes you login so they can send you Cialis ads next year; And some good stories about people coming together, singing, and being fed by the best human on the planet, Chef José Andrés.
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15: All the COVID News, Another Debate, And NO, 5G Doesnt Do That
March 16th, 2020 | 11 mins 13 secs
5g, covid-19, google, israel, netanyahu, trump
Today’s show covers everything COVID related that happened over the weekend, and today, and while you were asleep; two old white guys argued with each other on television and almost no one cared because of lockdown fear; Israel has a lot more than an infection to be concerned about; Google and Trump go back and forth and the world sits back and wonder’s ‘why the lies?’; and then then the tinfoil crowd doesn’t know how to tell the truth from fiction so they just keep lying about 5G and the virus.
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14: The FED Made It Rain, Will John Oliver Pause Your Student Loans, and Princess Tried to Slip It In
March 13th, 2020 | 7 mins 46 secs
airstrikes, apple, covid-19, fed, iran, iraq, john oliver, steve mnuchin, wwdc
On today’s installment of Top 5, I try to help explain why the FED dropped so much money on the floor; The US Military plays no games, shun; Your end of the week VID updates: faster tests approved but you still can’t get them and Apple finally does something about WWDC; Princess Cruises really thought they could slide this info and walk out the room; and Treasury Secretary by day/HBO Host late night Sundays teases us with student loan forgiveness–for like a couple months–maybe–we’ll see...
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12: Joe Wins on Pretty Sweet Tuesday, Harvey Gets to Prison and Billie Says Watch Your Mouf Not My Body
March 11th, 2020 | 8 mins 32 secs
bernie, biden, billie eilish, covid-19, harvey weinstein, taxes, uk
This is the one where Biden wins yet again but Bernie’s like, son – I’m not done; Harvey “the pervvy rapist” Weinstein gets 23 big ones in the clink; Airlines are losing big time, so they’re finally cleaning the planes; The UK decides to tax that ass on American social media & internet companies; and Billie Eilish switches up her image while succinctly saying, “Don’t watch me, watch TV.”
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11: More Market Swings, Toilet Paper Gold And Dolly Tries to Go Wild at 75!
March 10th, 2020 | 9 mins 16 secs
coronavirus, covid-19, dolly parton, human behavior, stock market, toilet paper, trump
In this one you put the volume up to hear me over the loud ass airplane noise and we find out that: there are a lot of COVID updates daily, but I’m only give you the important and or funny stuff; The stock market swings like a medieval guillotine amid a multitude of news today; Human behavior makes us buy weird stuff when we’re scared; Today’s another big Election Day, and they both need to make it count; Dolly shows us she still got it, even if you don’t wanna see it.
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10: Don't Look at your 401K, Don't Ever Take a Cruise, and Don't Panic
March 9th, 2020 | 10 mins 19 secs
amazon, covid-19, italian wine, robinhood, stock market blunders, trump
In this one, we talk about why the hell the stock market is doing backflips on itself; I finally give some updates on the virus of the decade; Trump only has the best people, so he just keeps picking better replacements, that's all; Amazon finally shows its cards and they're all hundreds; Even if it was a mistake, it's the only mistake I've asked for.