Don't Look at your 401K, Don't Ever Take a Cruise, and Don't Panic

In this one, we talk about why the hell the stock market is doing backflips on itself; I finally give some updates on the virus of the decade; Trump only has the best people, so he just keeps picking better replacements, that's all; Amazon finally shows its cards and they're all hundreds; Even if it was a mistake, it's the only mistake I've asked for.

• Stock Market Today: Dow, S&P Live Updates - Bloomberg
• Here's why financial markets are tanking - CNBC
• Robinhood app down again - CNBC
• Coronavirus live updates: Grand Princess to dock; US death toll at 22 - USA Today
• Millions locked down in Italy as government announces sweeping quarantine - NBC News
• Trump replaces Mick Mulvaney with Mark Meadows as chief of staff - CNN
• Trump picks Mark Meadows to be new White House chief of staff - The Washington Post
• Tracking turnover in the Trump administration - Brookings
• Amazon launches business selling automated checkout to retailers - Reuters
• A malfunction causes red wine to flow from faucets in an Italian town | CNN Travel