Mon. 04/14: Chicken ToothPaste, Tariff Fails & Earthquakes

Trump cozies up to Bukele and shrugs off the Supreme Court like it’s spam mail, KFC wants your morning breath to taste like drumsticks, TikTok becomes China’s luxury goods showroom thanks to a backfiring tariff war, Southern California gets rattled—again—and Paige Bueckers signs a deal that makes the WNBA look like the unpaid internship of pro sports.

All that and more on today’s Top 5 @ 5, where the news is messy, petty, and somehow still smells like fried chicken.