Top 5 at Five
Episode Archive
Episode Archive
176 episodes of Top 5 at Five since the first episode, which aired on February 25th, 2020.
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160: The Inauguration of 46; Philip Rivers Retires; Pushing 43 years to Life in Thailand; & More!
January 20th, 2021 | 10 mins 6 secs
Happy Hump Day! Today we start with an inaugural recap and commentary; 45 is gone. Here’s what went down his last day; SAT College Board is ditching parts of the crucial exam; A woman from Thailand was jailed for 43 years just for criticizing the Monarchy; Philip Rivers has retired after 17 years in the NFL; and bonus news!
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159: NY Mets’ PeePee Pic; Senate Back in Session; Farmer Bill (Gates) & More News!
January 19th, 2021 | 10 mins 47 secs
It’s Tuesday. Today we start with the Senate being back in session and all they have going on; The outgoing fools of the current administration released a stupid book report on how racist america really is, I mean, not racist, I mean, well, you know; Farmer Bill. The largest farm land owner in the country; The NY Mets had to fire their GM today. Find out why.; FireEye released a report and a tool to help companies see if they too have been hacked like SolarWinds; and more!
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158: Hot Pocket Recall; He Got 99 Pardons, Is His B!tchass One?; Living in the Airport Terminal; & More News!
January 18th, 2021 | 9 mins 12 secs
Happy Monday! Today we start with one of Biden’s first day Executive orders, concerning the Keystone XL Pipeline; Trump’s last full day in office is tomorrow and he’s expected to drop a lot of pardons, like almost 100. Who will make the list?; Nestle recalls 763K pounds of Hot Pockets; A man was arrested for living 3 months in the Chicago O’Hare Airport. Find out why; The NFL Divisions Playoffs were this weekend, I’ll give you a quick rundown of what happened. And happy 99th birthday to Betty White!
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157: Biden’s Stimulus Package; #ResignBoebert; Run for the Meatless Border; & More News!
January 14th, 2021 | 9 mins 49 secs
It’s Thursday yah. We start today talking about Biden’s need to get some Cabinet approvals and his upcoming stimulus package; Rep. Lauren Boebert needs to go, and she’s only been working a week; Drivers in California are suing to prevent Prop 22; Google finishes its acquisition of Fitbit and swears it wont touch the health data; TacoBell chooses Beyond Meat for their protein alternative; & more news
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156: 1 Peach, 2 Peach; Almost a Millionaire; Netflix Movie of the Week; & More News!
January 13th, 2021 | 10 mins 54 secs
Happy Hump Day! In today’s show we start with The Impeachment, Part Deux; The Census Bureau says no thanks to the Trump squad; Imagine almost being a millionaire, but forgetting your password; The Saudis want to build a new country and a new city that’s, well a bit different; Netflix is going to release a new movie every week in 2021! Plus bonus breaking sports news! (At the time of this recording)
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155: Pompeo Stood Up at the EU Prom; What The Heck is WiFi 6E?; Signal vs. WhatsApp; & More News!
January 12th, 2021 | 8 mins 50 secs
It’s Tuesday. In today’s show we start with the latest in Trump’s responsibility over the insurrection; Mike Pompeo gets dissed by the European Union; Why is everyone suddenly trying to stop using WhatsApp and switch to Signal?; What the heck is Wifi6E and why should I care?; And just like that, the ladies are back on your tube.
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154: Be a Peach and Invoke 25; The Pods of the Future; Parler What? Parler Who?; & More News!
January 11th, 2021 | 10 mins 26 secs
Happy Monday! In today's show we start with Democrats plans to impeach DT45 once again; The conservative/nazi twitter style app, Parler, is basically shutdown; The fingerprints for the perpetrators of the SolarWinds hack have been found; CES Week is upon us. What's cool so far?; Here's something cool, soft serve ice cream on demand! Plus Bitcoin blues.
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153: WHAT THE HELL??; Musk Wants to Play Big Bank; The Hyperscreen is Here; & More News
January 7th, 2021 | 10 mins 37 secs
It's Thursday ya'll. First: Let's talk about the Washington Riots; Elon Musk is now the (measurably) wealthiest person in the world; Mercedes unveiled the Hyperscreen; The NY Mets trade for Francisco Lindor; China bans plastic straws.
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152: Bezos Buys a Boeing; Bitcoin or Sh!tcoin; Democrats win the Senate; & More news!
January 6th, 2021 | 9 mins 7 secs
It’s Hump Day! Today we start with a long ol dive into politics: Georgia Senate runoff results, Electoral College certification and the storming of Capitol Hill; Amazon has purchased 11 airplanes to further take over logistics; Jacob Blake’s shooter will face no charges; Bitcoin is shooting up and now even JPMC thinks there’s no real ceiling; Dr. Dre has been hospitalized, but is now in good condition, and More!
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151: Where In The World is Jack Ma?; Google Unions Form; The Final Jeopardy; and More News!
January 5th, 2021 | 9 mins 48 secs
It’s Tuesday. In this one we start with the new peace agreement between Saudi Arabia and Qatar, a final big win for the Trump Administration—sort of; Unions are forming at Google and other big tech companies; Where in the world is Jack Ma, the Chinese billionaire founder of Alibaba has been missing publicly for weeks; Cameo.com is growing and their content creators are making moolah; and finally, the last few episodes of Jeopardy with Alex Trebek air this week. Fuck Cancer.
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150: Vacuna Logistics; 1-900-Fix-An-Election; NFL Playoffs & More News!
January 4th, 2021 | 11 mins 56 secs
It’s 2021 and we’re back—again. Happy Monday! In today’s show we start with the crazy Trump phone call audio to the Georgia Secretary of State, attempting to overturn the results by force; The Rona Vaccine (Vacuna) is here, but we seem to have some logistics problems; It’s a new year, so there’s new laws now in enforcement: here’s a quick rundown of some interesting ones; The NFL playoffs are set for this weekend, now you’ll know who’s playing when; Chip & Joanna Gaines are back with a new network and a new show, but it’s only on Discovery+ so you’ll need to fork over some cash monthly to watch.
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149: Fleets are Here to Ruin Your Day; I’m AirBeaming This Show; Robinson was Cano’ed; & More News!
November 18th, 2020 | 11 mins 23 secs
Happy Hump Day! In today’s show we give another round of election news updates; Plus another round in Rona news and vax news; Twitter unveiled their latest copy-cat addition to the app; Robinson Cano tested positive, but not for the VID; And Novetta will soon become the next company you didnt hear about but their tech will somehow show up in your living room one day. Plus minor bonus Taylor Swift news.
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148: We BACK! Election Update; Rona Wrap-Up: Vax Edition; Amazon Pharmacy; & More News!
November 17th, 2020 | 14 mins 50 secs
It’s Tuesday. And we back. Today we update you on the latest in the election; the latest on the vid and the vax; Amazon launched its Pharmacy today; Hong Kong has completely lost its autonomy and its pro democratic lawmakers all resigned; and Bud Light wants to be a part of your living room and your man cave. Plus Bonus News
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147: Election Day/Week is Upon Us.
November 3rd, 2020 | 4 mins 10 secs
It’s Tuesday. First Tuesday of the first full week of November Election Tuesday. That’s right. And here’s my mini feelings about it. This is quick. But let’s just all calm down, before we get hyped up.
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146: Smell that Chicken from My Fireplace; Water on the Moon; Seriously—We Didn’t Have this Yet? & More News!
October 26th, 2020 | 8 mins 30 secs
Happy Monday! In today’s show we start with the confirmation of InJustice Amy Coney Barrett; Amazon announces a new delivery option for Prime Members; The Pope makes another announcement that surprised me; NASA kisses an asteroid and finds water on the Moon in the same week; KFC releases an item for the holidays I’m not sure why anyone would want; Plus bonus news.
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145: Iran & Russia Want You to Vote for Trump, Or Else!; Tesla Full Self Driving Beta Mode Activated; OH RUDY!!; & More News
October 22nd, 2020 | 11 mins 11 secs
It’s Thursday yah! In today’s show we start with your Debate prep for the last presidential debate; We talk about voter intimidation from Iran and Russia; There’s also voter intimidation from Americans in Florida, because, well, Florida; Telsa has updated Full Self Driving Mode to a Beta that works on city streets; And Rudy Giuliani got caught with his hands down his pants—literally, during the Borat 2 movie. Plus Bonus News!