Jonni Kuest

19: Will You Run a Coronavirus Home School?, Mark Rober has a Cool Video on Dirty Kids and Ahsoka Tano-Nuff Said

March 20th, 2020  |  11 mins 37 secs

ahsoka tano, bloomberg, covid19, cuomo, home school, mandalorian, mark rober, newsom, quarantine, star wars, trump, youtube

We did it again. Another week down. This episode covers another friggin update to some stuff about the viral outbreak; Some parents just want their kids to keep learning, others are like screw that: what do you think?; Bloomberg changes his mind yet again, but still comes with the good$; Mark Rober is a dope ass engineer. Watch his YouTube videos and learn, this time about Germ Spread!; and Star Wars nerds will love this news. I wont spoil it in the notes. Only in the title.

Btw, you won't see this but ¡Feliz Cumpleaños Papi!

18: Netflix is Gonna Break the Internet, Google Ads May Target Your Diseases, and Chef Jose Andres is the Best

March 19th, 2020  |  9 mins 34 secs

ads, cameo, chef jose andres, china, covid-19, google, instagram, netflix, red cross, trump, verily

Well this is another show down. Today I give you another quick outbreak update and try to make sense of the crazy daily news conferences; Netflix might break the internet so they gotta slow they roll; There’s a website named Cameo: you’ve probably never heard of it or will ever use it but it’s better than talking about the Rona; Google’s health website makes you login so they can send you Cialis ads next year; And some good stories about people coming together, singing, and being fed by the best human on the planet, Chef José Andrés.

17: Guvmint Checks A’comin’, Apple Has Some New Floss, and Humans Need Not Apply

March 18th, 2020  |  9 mins 47 secs

apple, bernie sanders, facebook, humanity, joe biden, mnuchin, snoop dogg, trump, venice

This is a news podcast. And in this news podcast’s episode for today, we talk about what Trump’s brilliant plan to save the economy of America is, and its not terrible; Joe Biden is rollin through these primaries like Snoop in a Cadillac; Facebook tries to do right, and still does wrong, while trying to do right again; and Humans mess things up when we overburden the earth, the proof is in Venice.

16: Elon Musk Does Not Believe, TikTok Don’t Like Ugly and Some Hope and Positivity

March 17th, 2020  |  10 mins 27 secs

This is an episodes where I give another extremely informative update on the virus that shall not be named; Elon Musk and Adidas CEO, Kasper Rorsted both show they’re lack of empathy then find out they have to pretend; Tom friggin’ Brady leaves the only team he’s ever know to an uncertain future, plus other NFL news; TikTok reminds me why I never signed up for their stupid app to begin with; I hope this last story brings some hope from science, and peanuts.

15: All the COVID News, Another Debate, And NO, 5G Doesnt Do That

March 16th, 2020  |  11 mins 13 secs

5g, covid-19, google, israel, netanyahu, trump

Today’s show covers everything COVID related that happened over the weekend, and today, and while you were asleep; two old white guys argued with each other on television and almost no one cared because of lockdown fear; Israel has a lot more than an infection to be concerned about; Google and Trump go back and forth and the world sits back and wonder’s ‘why the lies?’; and then then the tinfoil crowd doesn’t know how to tell the truth from fiction so they just keep lying about 5G and the virus.

14: The FED Made It Rain, Will John Oliver Pause Your Student Loans, and Princess Tried to Slip It In

March 13th, 2020  |  7 mins 46 secs

airstrikes, apple, covid-19, fed, iran, iraq, john oliver, steve mnuchin, wwdc

On today’s installment of Top 5, I try to help explain why the FED dropped so much money on the floor; The US Military plays no games, shun; Your end of the week VID updates: faster tests approved but you still can’t get them and Apple finally does something about WWDC; Princess Cruises really thought they could slide this info and walk out the room; and Treasury Secretary by day/HBO Host late night Sundays teases us with student loan forgiveness–for like a couple months–maybe–we’ll see...

13: All of 2020 is Cancelled Until Further Notice, US Women’s Soccer Goes After Their Gold, and TikTok Goes See-Through

March 12th, 2020  |  9 mins 28 secs

This is the episode where we find out everything is cancelled, don’t bother leaving the house; US Women’s Soccer is literally fighting sexist pigs, TikTok swears it’s going to show you all the goods under the table, Don’t touch your damn face; and if you can make it this long breaking the law, you get an award.

12: Joe Wins on Pretty Sweet Tuesday, Harvey Gets to Prison and Billie Says Watch Your Mouf Not My Body

March 11th, 2020  |  8 mins 32 secs

bernie, biden, billie eilish, covid-19, harvey weinstein, taxes, uk

This is the one where Biden wins yet again but Bernie’s like, son – I’m not done; Harvey “the pervvy rapist” Weinstein gets 23 big ones in the clink; Airlines are losing big time, so they’re finally cleaning the planes; The UK decides to tax that ass on American social media & internet companies; and Billie Eilish switches up her image while succinctly saying, “Don’t watch me, watch TV.”

11: More Market Swings, Toilet Paper Gold And Dolly Tries to Go Wild at 75!

March 10th, 2020  |  9 mins 16 secs

coronavirus, covid-19, dolly parton, human behavior, stock market, toilet paper, trump

In this one you put the volume up to hear me over the loud ass airplane noise and we find out that: there are a lot of COVID updates daily, but I’m only give you the important and or funny stuff; The stock market swings like a medieval guillotine amid a multitude of news today; Human behavior makes us buy weird stuff when we’re scared; Today’s another big Election Day, and they both need to make it count; Dolly shows us she still got it, even if you don’t wanna see it.

10: Don't Look at your 401K, Don't Ever Take a Cruise, and Don't Panic

March 9th, 2020  |  10 mins 19 secs

amazon, covid-19, italian wine, robinhood, stock market blunders, trump

In this one, we talk about why the hell the stock market is doing backflips on itself; I finally give some updates on the virus of the decade; Trump only has the best people, so he just keeps picking better replacements, that's all; Amazon finally shows its cards and they're all hundreds; Even if it was a mistake, it's the only mistake I've asked for.

9: Facebook backtracks? Putin and Erdogan make heart bubbles, and Chile's still on fire.

March 6th, 2020  |  9 mins 11 secs

daily news, international, news, politics

In this one, we find out Facebook can sometimes make the right decision, but we still don’t understand why; Waymo is worth a lot less than we thought & we’re pretty sure Google knows it; Chile is still on fire, violent protests are becoming a way of life; Putin and Erdogan call a temporary truce while they count their dead soldiers, hopefully it doesn’t collapse again; Go to the movies and see a heart swelling story from Pixar. Onward opens up today.