Jonni Kuest
Host of Top 5 at Five
Jonni Kuest has hosted 155 Episodes.
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35: Bernie Backs Biden, Bob Bounces Back and Bottle Ban? Or Bottoms Up?
April 13th, 2020 | 9 mins 42 secs
Hey. It’s Monday. In this one, Bernie fully endorses Joe Biden’s campaign. A lot faster than 2016; Disney’s Bob Iger is back running things during the ronas; Scientists did the science thing and found a new enzyme to destroy plastic bottles, but still make new ones; There’s too many damn chicken wings now. Not a problem. I’ll be back; and the NFL still plans to play this year, how they prepare for the season will be a challenge.
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34: Tócame Friday, Dark Mirror Team-Up? And our D-Bags of the Week
April 10th, 2020 | 9 mins 17 secs
It’s Friday y’all! In this one we talked about need for rubbers for Tocamé Fridays; The two big tech giants team up to track us; there’s more to do with your kids and an product; we meet our D-Bags of the Week; and no more doggies in the window, that’s a beautiful thing.
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33: SteakUmm Truth Bombs, Isaac’s an EMT! and Android Gets More Accessible
April 9th, 2020 | 11 mins
In this one we talk about the Federal Reserve ready to make it rain on the economy again; SteakUmm’s twitter account is dropping that knowledge (this MF’er spittin); Google’s Android gets more accesible with a braille keyboard; Who exactly is an essential worker? Bosses stretching the rules; and Puzzle are not only hard to finish, but difficult to make too.
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32: La Doña Will Save Us, To the Moon Alice, and Would You Like Plastic with That?
April 8th, 2020 | 9 mins 48 secs
It’s Hump Day! In this one, we updated you on Bernie’s High School Dropout; La Doña Will Save America; We called dibs on the Moon in 1969; Instacart offers preflight plans; and Mickey D’s is finally ditching some of that single use plastic.
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31: Rocket Mortgage is Big Tech Too, Baseball in Hell, and Netflix and Control ‘em
April 7th, 2020 | 8 mins 38 secs
In this one, we updated you on the rona situation aboard the USNS Comfort and in the city of Detroit; We updated our Big tech companies that are doing it big for the cause, this time Dan Gilbert and Quicken; Wisconsinites are actually voting today; MLB wants to play baseball in hell; And now you can Netflix and walk away from your kids more often with new controls.
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30: Is NY At the Apex, The Tesla Model V, and the StayAtHomeBoxOffice
April 6th, 2020 | 9 mins 37 secs
We start a new week! In this one, we updated you on the New York plateau, or apex depending on how you look at the data, Tesla comes through with a brand new model that’ll save your breath, there’s free premium tv out there for now, don’t miss out, you’re in 15% better hands with Allstate now and we catch up on this little old lady that kicked the vid’s arse.
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29: Just Wear a Mask Already, Medicare for All Trumps, and WeWork is OuttaWork
April 3rd, 2020 | 11 mins 46 secs
It’s the WEEKEND. In this one we updated you on masks. What’s the deal with those now?; Did the prez really say it’s unfair if you don’t have health Insurance; Tesla is selling cars and that’s a good thing; WeWork might be outta work soon, and How many engineers does it take to fix a ventilator?
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28: Be a Smart Parishioner, Drink To Your Heart’s Content, and Don’t Crash a Train
April 2nd, 2020 | 11 mins 16 secs
We back baby! In this one, we updated you on some of the rona news including a deranged train engineer; TSprintMo is now a thing so I hope you finally get coverage; I’d really like for church goers to be smarter than this but oh well; all while we drink a lot more during the crisis, but at least kids started a newspaper to read.
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27: T-SprintMo?, Everyone’s an Alchy Now, and Should We Cancel April’s Fools Jokes for Rona?
April 1st, 2020 | 28 secs
Wake up, wake up wake up, It’s the First of the Month! In this one we talk about Jean Lefefe’s last day at TOM; We all drinking all day err day; Don’t forget we gotta talk about the stupid rona; Did that just really happen?; and Should we cancel April Fool’s because no one’s joking?
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26: Zoom-Zoom-Zoom Hell No, Couples are Getting On Each Other’s Nerves and Go Run a Marathon–In Your Backyard
March 31st, 2020 | 11 mins 6 secs
Last Day of the Month! We made it! In this one, I talk about more ‘Rona crap. But not the worst. There’s Stimulus Check info, and maybe we’re starting to see things trend downwards; Zoom is popular, and really good at spying (I have no proof); the NFL is adding more playoff games to get your mind off the case numbers; Celebrity couples fight too, but not usually live on camera; and if you’re up for it, you too can run a marathon during the lockdown–just stay on your own property and don’t get bored.
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25: The Deregulation Station, The Space Force is Real Y’all, and T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
March 30th, 2020 | 10 mins 19 secs
Hey hey, it’s Mun-Day. This is the one where I give another rona wrap-up for the day, no numbers included; We talk about banks getting some deregulation love; Microsoft did some stuff today and announced some news; the Space Force is for real, and is doing stuff, but it’ll be awhile before any of it matters; and finally some good stuff to talk about. Oh yea, 30 years of Ninja Turtles fandom over here!
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24: Your Rona Rap-Up, I Love Popcorn, That’s Why I Added This and This Bud’s for NY
March 27th, 2020 | 9 mins 38 secs
I promise this one is gonna be worth it. This is one where I give you another rona wrap-up; Chinese factories thought they was in the clear, but nah-uh; I really love popcorn so I wrote this story cuz I’m stuck in a house and I can’t go to the theater and this dude is pretty awesome too so that’s it guys; New York might need the bud to pay the bills; and our new segment, DB OTW. Enjoy. Oh check out what to watch this weekend.
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23: Tiger King is a Tiger Can’t, Chubb Gets Clubbed and An Old Story About 5G
March 26th, 2020 | 8 mins 17 secs
I finally did it. I couldn’t make it by 5. My bad. Last time I swear. But today we talk about the same stuff as everyone else in the new in our daily update; We found out the only Exotic thing about Joe is his phony ass voice; Chubb can’t protect its own data, but insures your’s; I found an old story about 5G I wanted to talk about because f!©k corona; And the Duchess don’t need your stimulus bill, she got a job.
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22: The Shmoney Cometh, YouTube Downgrades Us all, and Something, Something, Something, READ
March 25th, 2020 | 7 mins 49 secs
Here’s another one my beautiful people! In this episode we talked about all that shmoney congress finally approved, other rona updates bouncing around the news world, Apple released another version of iOS, should you care? Youtube explains why your Dude perfect videos are all pixelated, and Something Something Something read it.
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21: Google Play Catches the Rona, Spotify Tells DJay It’s a Dub, and TV Hospitals Are Kind of Like Real Ones
March 24th, 2020 | 9 mins 53 secs
This episode has some news stories. We update you again on the rona. We ask that you kindly not do stupid things. We find out that you should wear an N95 mask when playing in the Google Play store. We learned that that DJ’s are losing their Spotify Riddim; and TV hospitals use all the same stuff as regular ones. Plus more companies pretend to just learn what a tax deductible donation is.
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20: Another Veerooos Update, Bandcampers Make Some Bank, and Van’s Drops Dope New Kicks
March 23rd, 2020 | 8 mins 34 secs
New one today. As always. This episode covers today’s virus update; Apple Watch tariffs be-gone; Bandcamp waived fees and creators made mad dough; Australian bushfires are done. Did you forget that was happening?; and Van’s dropped some dope kicks for people suffering from ASD