Top 5 at Five
A dog-walking length daily update.
Episodes
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151: Where In The World is Jack Ma?; Google Unions Form; The Final Jeopardy; and More News!
January 5th, 2021 | 9 mins 48 secs
It’s Tuesday. In this one we start with the new peace agreement between Saudi Arabia and Qatar, a final big win for the Trump Administration—sort of; Unions are forming at Google and other big tech companies; Where in the world is Jack Ma, the Chinese billionaire founder of Alibaba has been missing publicly for weeks; Cameo.com is growing and their content creators are making moolah; and finally, the last few episodes of Jeopardy with Alex Trebek air this week. Fuck Cancer.
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150: Vacuna Logistics; 1-900-Fix-An-Election; NFL Playoffs & More News!
January 4th, 2021 | 11 mins 56 secs
It’s 2021 and we’re back—again. Happy Monday! In today’s show we start with the crazy Trump phone call audio to the Georgia Secretary of State, attempting to overturn the results by force; The Rona Vaccine (Vacuna) is here, but we seem to have some logistics problems; It’s a new year, so there’s new laws now in enforcement: here’s a quick rundown of some interesting ones; The NFL playoffs are set for this weekend, now you’ll know who’s playing when; Chip & Joanna Gaines are back with a new network and a new show, but it’s only on Discovery+ so you’ll need to fork over some cash monthly to watch.
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149: Fleets are Here to Ruin Your Day; I’m AirBeaming This Show; Robinson was Cano’ed; & More News!
November 18th, 2020 | 11 mins 23 secs
Happy Hump Day! In today’s show we give another round of election news updates; Plus another round in Rona news and vax news; Twitter unveiled their latest copy-cat addition to the app; Robinson Cano tested positive, but not for the VID; And Novetta will soon become the next company you didnt hear about but their tech will somehow show up in your living room one day. Plus minor bonus Taylor Swift news.
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148: We BACK! Election Update; Rona Wrap-Up: Vax Edition; Amazon Pharmacy; & More News!
November 17th, 2020 | 14 mins 50 secs
It’s Tuesday. And we back. Today we update you on the latest in the election; the latest on the vid and the vax; Amazon launched its Pharmacy today; Hong Kong has completely lost its autonomy and its pro democratic lawmakers all resigned; and Bud Light wants to be a part of your living room and your man cave. Plus Bonus News
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147: Election Day/Week is Upon Us.
November 3rd, 2020 | 4 mins 10 secs
It’s Tuesday. First Tuesday of the first full week of November Election Tuesday. That’s right. And here’s my mini feelings about it. This is quick. But let’s just all calm down, before we get hyped up.
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146: Smell that Chicken from My Fireplace; Water on the Moon; Seriously—We Didn’t Have this Yet? & More News!
October 26th, 2020 | 8 mins 30 secs
Happy Monday! In today’s show we start with the confirmation of InJustice Amy Coney Barrett; Amazon announces a new delivery option for Prime Members; The Pope makes another announcement that surprised me; NASA kisses an asteroid and finds water on the Moon in the same week; KFC releases an item for the holidays I’m not sure why anyone would want; Plus bonus news.
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145: Iran & Russia Want You to Vote for Trump, Or Else!; Tesla Full Self Driving Beta Mode Activated; OH RUDY!!; & More News
October 22nd, 2020 | 11 mins 11 secs
It’s Thursday yah! In today’s show we start with your Debate prep for the last presidential debate; We talk about voter intimidation from Iran and Russia; There’s also voter intimidation from Americans in Florida, because, well, Florida; Telsa has updated Full Self Driving Mode to a Beta that works on city streets; And Rudy Giuliani got caught with his hands down his pants—literally, during the Borat 2 movie. Plus Bonus News!
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144: Purdue Pharma Finally Pays Their Due; Wait—GM Can Make Electric SUVs?; Pope Francis Makes a Statement; & More News!
October 21st, 2020 | 11 mins 13 secs
Happy Hump Day! We start today’s show with news on the Purdue Pharma company paying over $8Bn in fines for their role in pushing opioids; Pope Francis makes another bold statement as the most liberal Pope of all time; GMC unveils the Hummer EV, yea an electric Hummer worthy of its name; Adobe announces live-streaming from within the Photoshop and Illustrator apps; and an interesting story about American fighter pilots flying and testing Soviet MiG jets during the Cold War. Plus Bonus News!
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143: Great Googley Moogley—The Lawsuit; Muted Mics are Crazy; How to Avoid Pullin’ a Toobin; & More News!
October 20th, 2020 | 9 mins 33 secs
It’s Tuesday. In today’s show we start with the DOJ anti-trust lawsuit against Google; The Debates will have a muted mic finally—you’re welcome 😉 ; CSO Trump tells his followers that “Nobody gets hacked”; The stimulus package deal may get done soon, but don’t expect the Senate to vote before the election; and fellas, a PSA: put your d!ck away and don’t pull a Toobin.
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142: We’re Gonna Need Bruce Willis; A 48Hr Stimulus Deadline; Political Twitter Beef over Hunter; and More!
October 19th, 2020 | 10 mins 56 secs
Happy Monday! In today’s show we start out with the biggest story from last week and the weekend: Do social media platforms have it right or wrong in censoring/flagging dubious claims and misinformation from the press; Nancy Pelosi gave the WH 48 hours to figure out a stimulus package before 11/3. They have until tonight; Is there really a life ending asteroid on it’s way here?; Apple says that the internet has not killed the music video star and launches Apple Music TV; The World Series teams are set and Game 1 is tomorrow.
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141: CRoVID-7; The Apple October iPhone 12 Event; Wuv Your Doggos; And much More News!
October 13th, 2020 | 12 mins 58 secs
It’s Tuesday. In today’s show we talk about the voting suppression happening in Texas and California over absentee ballots by the GOP; Those fools that tried to kidnap Governor Whitmer also tried to do it in Virginia and talked all about on Facebook; CR7 has the COVID19. Smart; Apple held their October iPhone event and launched 4 new phones and a new HomePod mini; Your dogs can totally understand you. Believe the studies.
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140: Now Hear This, Ms. Coney Barret; We've been Foxconned; This is a Robbery—End Scene; & More News!
October 12th, 2020 | 13 mins 30 secs
Happy Monday! In today’s episode we start with the confirmation hearings for Amy Coney Barrett; Foxconn gets denied their tax subsidies in Wisconsin; Nagorno-Karabakh: What is it and why are the Armenians and Azeris from Azerbaijan fighting over it?; CBS is getting sued for doing something really dumb, and the actors have suffered; Singapore Airlines is trying to make at least a couple dollars with their grounded planes, but even I don’t like airplane food that much. Plus Bonus News!
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139: Post-VP Debate Breakdown; Dr. Trump Has Found The Cure?; Militias Tryda Get the Guvna Michigan; & More News!
October 8th, 2020 | 13 mins 3 secs
It’s Thursday yah! In today’s episode we start with my post VP debate breakdown; Then I gotta talk about Trump and the cure for the VID; The FBI caught a militia trying to take down Governor Whitmer of Michigan; More cocaine planes crash in Mexico; and Apple gives a gift ahead of their Tuesday event. Plus bonus news.
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138: VP Debate: What to Watch For; The Big Tech Breakup?; Facebook Does the Bare Minimum, & More News!
October 7th, 2020 | 11 mins 56 secs
It’s Hump Day! In this episode we talk about Trump being crazy, or something, I dont know; The VP debate is tonight, here’s what to lookout for; Facebook does the very least and bans all Qanon accounts; The House published their 449page report on Big Tech Monopolies; and SNL had a live audience this past weekend, here’s how they did it.
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137: Captain America Beats the VID; NASA’s Doo-Doo Problem; Is Marriage Equality In Danger, & More!
October 6th, 2020 | 10 mins 13 secs
It’s Tuesday. In today’s show we talk about Trump being immune to wisdom, and maybe the VID; Biden gets an hour on prime time TV to finally speak; Cinemas are fighting to stay alive, but Hollywood won’t release any movies to see; SCOTUS Justices Alito and Thomas dropped some real sad news on the LGBTQ+ community today, but does it mean anything? And NASA spent $23M on a new toilet. What a load of crap! Plus Bonus News.
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136: 1 Little Piggy, 2 Little Piggy, 3 Little Piggy, More; World Teachers Day; Rock the Youth Vote & More!
October 5th, 2020 | 10 mins 53 secs
Happy Monday! In today’s show we start with all this wild VID related news about the president and his virus ridden cohorts; Breaking News Update; Youth voter registrations are up thanks to social media influencers and the platforms; McDonald’s is teaming up with yet another celebrity musician for a meal; World Teachers Day and a special giveaway.