Jonni Kuest

51: Cinco de Mayo, JaRule Hornets, Robin Poop the Hood & More

May 5th, 2020  |  10 mins 39 secs

Happy Taco Tuesday Cinco de Mayo! 2020 almost gave us a gift, but then teased it back like ha!!
In this one we talk about the giant bees everyone’s afraid of; Faucci thinks a vaccine will be here faster than ever before, plus the FDA cracks down on antibody tests; Nicolas Maduro says a bunch of ex military mercenaries ran a rogue mission and tried to overtake Venezuela, but he caught them. Now they want us to free them; Your poop might be the key to letting us all leave the house; and the Pope has a Robin Hood and he’s hooking everyone up, even transgender sex workers.

50: May the 4th Be With You. I Might Get Sued for This One LOL

May 4th, 2020  |  12 mins 52 secs

May the 4th yahl! It’s Monday. Had to spruce it up. In this one, are antibodies really gonna save us?; Joe Biden and Tara Reade. Big problems but Joe isn’t getting the help he needs to defend himself; J Crew files for bankruptcy amid shutdowns; the US WNT lost their first court battle, is it worth it?; Don Shula passes away at 90. We honor his American football legacy.

49: *No Work Fridays*

May 1st, 2020  |  27 secs

48: 🎶Let’s-Do-The-Trade-War-Agaaaaain, AAPL Reports Its Money, Zoom Plays Itself & More

April 30th, 2020  |  8 mins 35 secs

It’s almost Friday...it’s Thirsty Thursday. In this one we talk about america reopening, but on a part-time basis; America’s getting into it with China again, pointing fingers; Apple reports earnings and they’re not terrible at all; MLB has more options to try and play this year; And Zoom lies, backtracks, and plays itself.

47: Pencey No Masky, DeepFayk-Z, Tupac’s Alive & More

April 29th, 2020  |  8 mins 38 secs

It’s HUMP DAY! In this one we talk about Remdesivir and the hope that it brings; Mike Pence won’t wear a mask in public, even the Mayo Clinic; MarcoPolo needs money so they’re charging for premium features now; Jay-Z and RocNation file copyright suit against an AI; And Tupac’s alive and lives in Kentucky;

46: Where’s the Beef, Chicken and Pork?, Schools Out for Summer!, Oprah Graduations & More

April 28th, 2020  |  8 mins 58 secs

Happy Tuesday! In this one we talk about the potential meat shortages in America; Schools are closing early, but Trump wants them to open early; Facebook is doing virtual graduation ceremonies with Oprah and friends; SPORTS!, Baseball is issuing refunds for cancelled AND postponed games; and NBCUniversal is making good money from Trolls World Tour video on Demand.

45: Trump’s Sarcasm, iPhone Security, 3 Ways to Cope with WFH & More

April 27th, 2020  |  11 mins 54 secs

We back for Monday. In this one I talk about Trump’s latest twitter attack amid sarcasm; NYS has decided to just cancel the Primary for Democratic Presidential Nominee; iPhone has a security vulnerability but Apple says not to worry, should we?; Magic Leap has laid off half it’s staff and pivoting, we do a deep dive; and HBR’s 3 ways to cope with WFH situations.

44: He Really is This Dumb, Where’s the Weed Bailout, Where All The French Fries At and More

April 24th, 2020  |  12 mins 10 secs

It’s Friday yahll! In this one I had to give my two cents on our dumbest presidential quote of the year so far; I talk about the small business bailouts again, but from the cannabis industry perspective; Facebook still wants you to trust them for video chats; Why can’t you find frozen French fries anywhere, I’ll explain it; and the Captain Crozier might be back!

43: PSA: Watch Out for Flying Angels, 28 Days Later, How the Virtual Draft Will Work & More

April 23rd, 2020  |  11 mins 35 secs

It’s almost Friday! In this one I talk about NYS tests and numbers, plus Cuomo don’t play that Mitch; Is Kim Jong Un still with us? We’re not exactly sure yet; For some reason we’re all getting a free air show; The NFL Draft is tonight, and its not just a basic zoom conference, I explain how they doin it; and these workers suffered for 28 days so we could all live longer. Cheers to BaskemUSA. And if you’re still reading this, consider donating to DirectRelief. Link is below. Unless you’re weird and using Google Podcasts on iOS, then the link is DirectRelief.org

42: Don’t Take the President’s Drugs, Harvard Did What?, The Gronk is Back & More

April 22nd, 2020  |  11 mins 4 secs

HUMP DAY! In this one we talk about Harvard and other colleges getting unnecessary aid; The President’s recommendation for taking drugs was wrong, big surprise; Abigail don’t play that and yelled at Disney again; Georgia wants you to risk your life so you can get your hair did; and the Gronk leaves retirement to join Tom Brady in TB.

41: WTF is HBO Max, ARODJLOMetros, In Other Bigotted News & more

April 21st, 2020  |  11 mins 18 secs

Thanks for the ones. The real ones. You know who you are. This goes out to you, you, my number one...So in this one, we talking about the Trumpito immigration ban; We find out the Senate is capable of making deals; SpaceX is finally going to the ISS with other people; AT&T has more info on HBO Max and I attempt to explain it; and Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez are apparently seriously tryna buy the Mets. Who woulda thunk it? Plus Tiger Man!

40: Happy 4:20 Y’allllllll

April 20th, 2020  |  7 mins 14 secs

Hey. It’s Monday. But it’s also 4/20. So there was stuff about oil in the news. And something about Walmart selling Vudu I think. But nobody reads this anyway, so let’s just cut the shit. I’m baked. The show is short. Enjoy!

39: Instacart and the Navarro Cartel, Microsoft AI Bug Catcher, LiveAid 2020 & More

April 17th, 2020  |  9 mins 43 secs

It’s Friday Y’all! In this one I talk about what Trump told us the plan was to reopen america, and it’s the same plan we already had; Instacart is delivering drugs now. Prescription drugs; Microsoft is really great at catching security and software bugs; There’s a huge global concert happening tomorrow in your home, tune in; and a beautiful dedication to Gianna Bryant and friends.

38: What’s a Stimi Day?, SBA is Tapped Out, Amazon Makes Too Much Money and More

April 16th, 2020  |  9 mins 48 secs

Weekend’s almost here. In this one we talk about how the SBA done already ran outta money leaving small business with nothing to rely on; Some people haven’t gotten their stimulus check because they used H&R Block or Turbo Tax; Verizon is getting in on the videoconferencing game and buying BlueJeans; Facebook is cancelling all large events for 2020 and early 2021; and Amazon is selling so much they cant meet demand so they’re encouraging you to buy less.

37: Wait, 2 Thousand What?, New iPhone!, KC Chiefs Save America and More

April 15th, 2020  |  11 mins 21 secs

It’s hump day! And Stimi Day (Stimulus check). And it’s not tax day this year. Noice! In this one, we spoke talk about a bunch of rona related economy news like the airlines’ stimulus deal, the effect it’s having on SAT and ACTs and a new bill for more money for americans; A tech company makes it easier to file for Unemployment Insurance, by going back in time; Amazon is making a killing on us, but no longer sharing as much of the wealth in affiliate programs; Apple shows it’s not scared of this virus so it dropped a new iPhone in March, the iPhone SE; and the Kansas City Chiefs not only won the Super Bowl, they might’ve helped save the West Coast and America.

36: All Hail the King, OnePlus 8 ProT Divided by 10U Reviews, and Genitals!

April 14th, 2020  |  10 mins 2 secs

Hey. If you’re reading this. Send help.
In this one we talk about King Trump and his command over the governors of the land; North Korea is still a threat, and they’re launching missiles into the sea again; There’s a new Android phone, the OnePlus 8 and 8 Pro; You should really use unique passwords, there’s 500K of them for sale on dark web sites; and genitals! Listen to find out wtf I’m talking about