Top 5 at Five

55: ANOTHER 2 Trilly, Uber Wants to Grub, 007: Thunderspy & More

May 12th, 2020  |  12 mins 35 secs

It’s Tuesday. There’s really nothing special about Tuesday. Oh! Tacos. Cool. In this one, we talk about the House’s new relief package, number 5; South Korea is an example of why we need to be careful opening back up; Uber wants to buy GrubHub, it might happen; Thunderspy is a new Thunderbolt® exploit for PCs pre-2019; and Hamilton is coming to Disney+.

54: This is Frank Costanza AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!, Elon v California & More

May 11th, 2020  |  13 mins 5 secs

It’s another Monday. In this one, I talk about a new mystery disease showing up in NYC kids while the state starts to open back up; Elon Musk threatens to leave California for Texas or Nevada; The Stock Market is rallying in the middle of terrible unemployment numbers, what gives?; Amazon might be looking to take over AMC theaters?; and Jerry Stiller passed away this morning, we honor with a quick Best Of.

53: The Trump Death Star®, Zoom Ups Security, Alex Smith Is a BEAST & More

May 7th, 2020  |  10 mins 7 secs

This is it! In this one, we talk about Mike Flynn getting his case dropped (good to be chummy with the boss); Trump’s campaign manager called their campaign the Death Star; Zoom bought an encryption company, finally; Microsoft showed off some XBox Series X trailers; and Alex Smith is miraculously back in almost football ready form.

52: X Æ A-12 Musk, Trumpito is Losing It, ‘I’ll Eat My Neighbors’ & More

May 6th, 2020  |  9 mins 38 secs

Hey hey hey , Hump Day! In this one we talk about Trump’s terrible interview in which he continues to shift blame; Alex Jones says he’ll eat his neighbors then takes it back; Elon Musk and Graves has a baby and it’s name is X Æ A-12; a 5 year old really wants a new Lambo; and Drive In Raves are popping up in Germany and they seem pretty cool

51: Cinco de Mayo, JaRule Hornets, Robin Poop the Hood & More

May 5th, 2020  |  10 mins 39 secs

Happy Taco Tuesday Cinco de Mayo! 2020 almost gave us a gift, but then teased it back like ha!!
In this one we talk about the giant bees everyone’s afraid of; Faucci thinks a vaccine will be here faster than ever before, plus the FDA cracks down on antibody tests; Nicolas Maduro says a bunch of ex military mercenaries ran a rogue mission and tried to overtake Venezuela, but he caught them. Now they want us to free them; Your poop might be the key to letting us all leave the house; and the Pope has a Robin Hood and he’s hooking everyone up, even transgender sex workers.

50: May the 4th Be With You. I Might Get Sued for This One LOL

May 4th, 2020  |  12 mins 52 secs

May the 4th yahl! It’s Monday. Had to spruce it up. In this one, are antibodies really gonna save us?; Joe Biden and Tara Reade. Big problems but Joe isn’t getting the help he needs to defend himself; J Crew files for bankruptcy amid shutdowns; the US WNT lost their first court battle, is it worth it?; Don Shula passes away at 90. We honor his American football legacy.

49: *No Work Fridays*

May 1st, 2020  |  27 secs

48: 🎶Let’s-Do-The-Trade-War-Agaaaaain, AAPL Reports Its Money, Zoom Plays Itself & More

April 30th, 2020  |  8 mins 35 secs

It’s almost Friday...it’s Thirsty Thursday. In this one we talk about america reopening, but on a part-time basis; America’s getting into it with China again, pointing fingers; Apple reports earnings and they’re not terrible at all; MLB has more options to try and play this year; And Zoom lies, backtracks, and plays itself.

47: Pencey No Masky, DeepFayk-Z, Tupac’s Alive & More

April 29th, 2020  |  8 mins 38 secs

It’s HUMP DAY! In this one we talk about Remdesivir and the hope that it brings; Mike Pence won’t wear a mask in public, even the Mayo Clinic; MarcoPolo needs money so they’re charging for premium features now; Jay-Z and RocNation file copyright suit against an AI; And Tupac’s alive and lives in Kentucky;

46: Where’s the Beef, Chicken and Pork?, Schools Out for Summer!, Oprah Graduations & More

April 28th, 2020  |  8 mins 58 secs

Happy Tuesday! In this one we talk about the potential meat shortages in America; Schools are closing early, but Trump wants them to open early; Facebook is doing virtual graduation ceremonies with Oprah and friends; SPORTS!, Baseball is issuing refunds for cancelled AND postponed games; and NBCUniversal is making good money from Trolls World Tour video on Demand.

45: Trump’s Sarcasm, iPhone Security, 3 Ways to Cope with WFH & More

April 27th, 2020  |  11 mins 54 secs

We back for Monday. In this one I talk about Trump’s latest twitter attack amid sarcasm; NYS has decided to just cancel the Primary for Democratic Presidential Nominee; iPhone has a security vulnerability but Apple says not to worry, should we?; Magic Leap has laid off half it’s staff and pivoting, we do a deep dive; and HBR’s 3 ways to cope with WFH situations.

44: He Really is This Dumb, Where’s the Weed Bailout, Where All The French Fries At and More

April 24th, 2020  |  12 mins 10 secs

It’s Friday yahll! In this one I had to give my two cents on our dumbest presidential quote of the year so far; I talk about the small business bailouts again, but from the cannabis industry perspective; Facebook still wants you to trust them for video chats; Why can’t you find frozen French fries anywhere, I’ll explain it; and the Captain Crozier might be back!

43: PSA: Watch Out for Flying Angels, 28 Days Later, How the Virtual Draft Will Work & More

April 23rd, 2020  |  11 mins 35 secs

It’s almost Friday! In this one I talk about NYS tests and numbers, plus Cuomo don’t play that Mitch; Is Kim Jong Un still with us? We’re not exactly sure yet; For some reason we’re all getting a free air show; The NFL Draft is tonight, and its not just a basic zoom conference, I explain how they doin it; and these workers suffered for 28 days so we could all live longer. Cheers to BaskemUSA. And if you’re still reading this, consider donating to DirectRelief. Link is below. Unless you’re weird and using Google Podcasts on iOS, then the link is DirectRelief.org

42: Don’t Take the President’s Drugs, Harvard Did What?, The Gronk is Back & More

April 22nd, 2020  |  11 mins 4 secs

HUMP DAY! In this one we talk about Harvard and other colleges getting unnecessary aid; The President’s recommendation for taking drugs was wrong, big surprise; Abigail don’t play that and yelled at Disney again; Georgia wants you to risk your life so you can get your hair did; and the Gronk leaves retirement to join Tom Brady in TB.

41: WTF is HBO Max, ARODJLOMetros, In Other Bigotted News & more

April 21st, 2020  |  11 mins 18 secs

Thanks for the ones. The real ones. You know who you are. This goes out to you, you, my number one...So in this one, we talking about the Trumpito immigration ban; We find out the Senate is capable of making deals; SpaceX is finally going to the ISS with other people; AT&T has more info on HBO Max and I attempt to explain it; and Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez are apparently seriously tryna buy the Mets. Who woulda thunk it? Plus Tiger Man!

40: Happy 4:20 Y’allllllll

April 20th, 2020  |  7 mins 14 secs

Hey. It’s Monday. But it’s also 4/20. So there was stuff about oil in the news. And something about Walmart selling Vudu I think. But nobody reads this anyway, so let’s just cut the shit. I’m baked. The show is short. Enjoy!